LPL竞猜外围:we recently asked people to tell us the stupidest ways they have broken their computers . here are their stories。最近我们要求人们谈论破坏电脑的最愚蠢的不道德行为。下面是他们描述的故事。

1.Try not to cook your laptop.1 .不要用你的笔记本电脑做饭。I used my computer as a plate in the microwave when I was drunk。有一次,我喝了酒,把笔记本电脑当作微波炉用的盘子。2.dont whip your hair too enthusiastic ally . 2 .拉头发的时候不要太热情。

My sophomore year of college,my roomate And I were making fun of willow smiths song whip my hair . I whipped a little too hard,And my laptop flewnot my proudest moment。我二年级的时候和舍友一起听过贝洛史密斯的歌《LPL竞猜外围头发扯扯》。


我把头拉得太猛了,我的笔记本从桥上飞下来,扔在地上。3.keep in mind that some times,even ants cant save you.3 .忘记吧。有时候蚂蚁也救不了你,所以我dropped a hot bowl of mashed potatoes on my laptop keyboard . the keys all press themselves now . I put the laptop outside to try to save By letting我不小心键盘上的按钮都是自己动起来的。

我把笔记本放在室外,期待蚂蚁吃土豆泥,我的笔记本悔改了,但这也没用。(阿尔伯特爱因斯坦,Northern Exposure(美国电视),笔记本电脑)但是蚂蚁仍然是老大。


我把键盘打扫得很干净。4.Never trust a cleanly infant.4 .不要信任有洁癖的婴儿I was baby sitting my cousins son who was 3 or 4 at the time and had an obsession with cleaning ever Aptop was onand the poorkid burst into tears and said,I just wanted it clean it for you!那时我在照顾侄子,不喜欢他三四岁的样子,特别是把一切都弄干净。我的笔记本放在咖啡桌上,桌子拐角处有一杯水。


5.Dont be too whimsy.5 .不要太紧张I broke my laptop dancing in the rain . I was waiting for a ride home from class at my university and it was ras Jumped in the puddit我在雨中跳舞时弄坏了笔记本电脑。那时我打算下课后下车回家。天空在下雨。

我像小孩子一样踩着水坑玩游戏。到家的时候我发现我的背包湿透了,我的笔记本也该死。6.And try not to be too sad.6 .努力不要让自己太伤心。Not me,But a friend got really homesick her first month of college and cried so much on her macbook track pad the我的一个朋友上大学一个月后|LPL竞猜外围。